Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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