My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Is Oprah even human
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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