Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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