im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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