I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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