I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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