im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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