I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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