i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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