There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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