so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Come on in and take your pants off
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