grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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