Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.