just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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