...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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