His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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