4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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