if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Shitshow foam night was such a success
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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