My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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