So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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