how can u be prego again
He is an equal opportunity slut.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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