what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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