I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
