Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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