Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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