butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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