erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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