quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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