I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
