Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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