woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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