I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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