omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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