During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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