The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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