I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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