So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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