I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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