Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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