I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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