try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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