Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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