plz talk dirty to me
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
