butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You did what with his pubic hair?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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