come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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