Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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