Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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