Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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