She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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