I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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