just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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