I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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