Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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