I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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