I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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